Hey Champ – Neverest

What, you never fantasized about dolphin noses instead of breasts? The boys of Hey Champ apparently have, and show you what it would be like to watch those sea mammal mammaries jiggle in some sort of neon-accented underworld. It’s totally weird, but you know Lady Gaga is jealous and figuring out a way to wear whales on her nana for her next video. If you find the glowing dolphin eyes on the ladies’ chests too uncomfortable, the song is really good so just close your eyes.